A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub

A rather attractive woman
Goes up to the bar
In a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the bartender
Who comes over immediately.

When he arrives,
She seductively signals
That he should bring his face close
To hers. when he does so,
She begins to gently caress his beard
Which is full and bushy.

"are you the manager?"
She asked,
Softly stroking his face with both hands.

"actually, no," he replied.

"can you get him for me?
I need to speak to him,"
She said, running her hands
Up beyond his beard
And into his hair.

"i'm afraid i can't,"
Breathes the bartender,
Clearly in trouble. "
Is there anything i can do?"

"yes there is.
I need you to give him a message,"
She continues huskily,
Popping a couple of fingers into his mouth
And allowing him to suck them gently.
"tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room.